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Welcome to Larvitz Blog! I’m Christian, a Senior Consultant by day and FreeBSD enthusiast by night, with over 20 years in enterprise IT. Here I write about FreeBSD jails, PF firewalling, self-hosting, Linux system administration, and anything that’s cleanly engineered. Most articles are hands-on guides born from running my own infrastructure, from dual-stack networking and Ansible automation to hosting a Mastodon instance on FreeBSD.

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I Wanted an IPv4 Toast and Accidentally Built an IP Service

At 10:15 this morning I added a gently condescending toast for IPv4-only visitors to hofstede.it. It called ipify, which felt increasingly inappropriate for somebody operating an ASN. Three hours later I had written a Rust IP-information service, put it behind Caddy, given it three DNS names, and deployed it in its own dual-stack FreeBSD VNET jail. This is how a two-line dependency became infrastructure.

Building My Own TV Station: ErsatzTV in a FreeBSD Jail, With Intel Hardware Transcoding

Being ill for a week taught me that a large Jellyfin library is not entertainment, it is homework. ErsatzTV turns a media library back into linear television with real channels and schedules, but it only ships for Linux, Windows, and macOS. It is a .NET application driving ffmpeg, so I built it in a FreeBSD Bastille jail instead. One missing conditional was all that stood between FreeBSD and Intel VAAPI hardware acceleration.

Kollect: The Native KDE Link Collector I Built for Myself

Kollect is a small native Plasma 6 application I wrote to get interesting links out of browser tabs and into a durable collection. It uses Kirigami and C++ on the desktop, plain TOML files by default, optional multi-user server storage, OpenRouter-powered metadata, KWallet for secrets, and a proper Fedora RPM. The source is not public, but the design is worth documenting.


Leaving the Apple Ecosystem: One Fairphone Instead of Two iPhones

For years I carried two iPhones, a personal iPhone 12 and a work iPhone SE, and neither ever felt at home in my Linux and BSD centric life. I finally collapsed both into a single Fairphone Gen6 running Android with separate personal and work profiles. Here is why I picked the Fairphone, how Android slots into a desktop Linux workflow far better than iOS ever did, which apps I kept, which I swapped, why finally being able to read GPG encrypted mail on my phone is a real upgrade, and where the device falls short.